De Retóricas Verborréicas y otras delicias...

Hoy no voy a ‘postear’ ninguna pendejada mía, sino que me voy a permitir el capricho de transcribirles uno de los mejores diálogos (o discursos) que he escuchado en cualquier medio (Cine, TV, Literatura, etc.) en lo que va del 2006. . . Hasta que no reciba comentario alguno preguntando de dónde lo saqué, lo revelaré, para darle oportunidad a uno de mis dos lectores de que identifiquen el diálogo (lo cual será demasiado obvio para algunos). Sin más, helo aquí.

--“Who are you…?!”
--“’WHO’ ? ‘WHO’ is but a form, following the function of ‘WHAT’, and WHAT I am is a man in a mask.”
--“I can see that.”
--“Of course you can. I am not questioning your powers of observation, I am merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man WHO he is…”
--“Oh. Right.”
--” But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona……
…Voilà ! In View, a humble Vaudevillian Veteran… cast Vicariously as both Victim and Villain by the Vicissitudes of fate. This Vissage, no mere Veneer of Vanity, is a Vestige of the Vox populi, now Vacant, Vanished… However, this Valorous Visitation of a bygone Vexation stands Vivified, and has Vowed to Vanquish these Venal and Virulent Vermin Vanguarding Vice and Vouchsafing the Violently Vicious and Voracious Violation of Volition !!! … …The only Veredict is Vengeance, a Vendetta, held as a Votive, not in Vain, for the Value and Veracity of such shall one day Vindicate the Vigilant and the Virtuous...
...He-hee ! Verily, this Vichyssoise of Verbiage Veers most Verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honor to meet yout, and you may call me… …V. “

--“…Are you… like… a crazy person…?”

--“I am quite sure they will say so."